FAQ's

Here are just a few of the frequenly asked questions i receive on a somewhat daily basis:

1) What are my chances of having sex with you?

better than you think! shoot me a photo and a small summary of your hobbies and interersting things you are into sexually. perhaps we can work something out.

2) Why are you so funny?

i spend eight hours a day completely miserable thinking of witty things to say

3) Can you draw one of those sweet stussy "S"'s?

as a matter of fact I can.


if you want to learn how, give me a holler!




Me birthday is the day after today. tomarrow. im turning 21. unfortunately i dont have any sort of identification other than that of BIG BROTHER over at the nation of thizzlam and i want to play up the fact that it is my birthday for potential free. drinks. yeah, im thinking of going to delirium. or pops. bit i will probably stick with what is tried and true and requires no id and where you might get beat up by former gang bangers: JACKS, the worst bar in the world.

or i can stay home and enjoy the good stuff.

finally