Thursday, June 08, 2006

Teeph Grin-der

you know those fang teeph you have? like the sick ones that make vampires vampires. like hella long just outside the fronts. equodistant from the center. I gridn that shit like a fuckin mad man. my doontist told me to wear a mouph gard and they even fitted me for one and gave it to me. but here is the interesante part. any folks that know whats really going on with dumpster deeeeeeenis know that i pukes when i want and i am mad in control of that isht. so any way...blood...i was at the dentist getting fitted for my mouph gard and they put that puddy type shit in my mouth, you know, to get it fitted, and i fuckin puked on the dentist assistant lady. apparentently, being thrown up on wasnt what she had signed up for when she decided to become a dentists assistant. so my vomit was on her and we did it again and short story longish i got a mouph gard but i dont faux with it. so my fang teeth are hella grinded down and and one day soon they will get down to the nerve and those who are close to me will have to visist me with ice-cream and flowers to console me for my pain. and i will puke on anyone. i puked on 2 people in my life. how many have you puked on? i bet you havnt vomited on 2 people. and thats whats up. tonight i drank seagrams gin and a 32 oz of snapple ice tea. lemon blood. i dont faux with peach. i meant to get a pint of seagrams whiskey but my dude nikolatias totally fauxed me over and got me gin. the last time i drank gin, which just to happend to be the first time, i got stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid. and i cannot go into it now but i was a bad situation and if i remember my password i will totally do this again. big ups to the delete key. big ups to jack for lettign me faux with his computer while mine is out of comission due to excessive pornography viewing, which i will totally go into full detail on later. dont grind your teeth. fuck a bitch all day every single day and fuck bars. it is in my personal opion that people under the age of 21 shoudl not go to bars. because they suck. and they shoudl keep it triple triv drinking in public parks.

5 Comments:

Blogger willy said...

this blog is TRIPLE triv. clack clack clack! me has you linked up alreggie. yeah dat!

12:33 PM  
Blogger staxwell said...

So I guess you didn't enjoy Jack's (the bar, that is)? How's your hand, btw?

2:20 PM  
Blogger that huberok said...

its great. my favorite part of the bar scene is old men alone singing to along to the jukebox. oh what a night

7:51 PM  
Blogger willy said...

good god! where's the soggy blog at, blog'ron? i want some sobbing and blogging!

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jus found this shit thru the nation of yhizzlam. definitely not to be slept on, good shit mayne. i've puked on one person [other than myself that is] offa tanqueray, it was lightweight embarassing. o yea, the blog title go hard

10:43 AM  

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