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what a horrible day. and it had such potential. I went too big. that was the problem. i arrived home from school with a copious amount of fun things planned for the day. For some reason i thought a whole box of kraft mac and cheese (which has a less than friendly history with my stomach) and some bacon chased down with a sparks would give me some sort of boost for the day. Like coffee. To put it simply i just woke up from a five hour nap and vomited shortly afterward. The mac and cheese, bacon, and sparks (and bong rip) really put me to sleep. if anyone out there is having any trouble sleeping at night my amazing combination i promise will help you more than counting sheep. yeah! Im kind of like a herbal healer. i dont believe in all that western medicine stuff. thats for girls and babies. are you a girl or a baby? i didnt think so. if you are though, thats cool.
Every now and then something amazing happens. I made my daily trip to Rasputin on my lunch break with expectations at an all time low. I was feeling a little down from preventing such an amazing amount of loss. I swear sometimes i am holding all the loss in the world on my own duce shoulders. the criminal mind is like a labyrinth. whoa! im looking through the little used section right by the door and thats when i find a copy of Little Big Man, the epic solo Bushwick Bill album. I already own it but it makes a great gift. After picking it up i realized that i had found something very special. It was CHOPPED AND SCREWED (a lot). get it? like rap-a-lot. dont worry why i am so funny. just enjoy these fabulous soongs.
Ever So Clear (Chopped and screwed (a lot)) - Bushwick Bill
Chuckwick (Chopped and Screwed (a lot)) - Bushwick Bill
He looks pretty irie in this one.
U got a problem - Ludacris
I've been getting a lot of flack from people from the minute i spotted this album at Rasputin. The door guy laughed at me. the cashier laughed at me, my coworkers laughed at me and so did this guy in my english class. It was a real laugh-at-the-bone-fest-07. fuck all that. Mike Maldonado? Baker2G was it? i dont know what skate video i first saw this in but it was great. maybe i shouldnt have bought the album but i really like this song and have for quite some time.
Well i guess all i can do now is try not to be so scared of girls and catch some dome.
posted by that huberok at 5:06 PM
3 Comments:
that was the shit thanks
Why are you so funny?
Kraft and Bacon have mysterious healing qualities. You could write about other medicinal benefits you have discovered from otherwise unfavorable food items.
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