My Cure For The Common Cold
Lots of dooshbags out there will try to tell you there is no cure for the common cold. There may not be, but i think I have come pretty close to figuring it out:
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yup. your gonna want that tangerine. i was feeling really sick the other day and because i am addicted to smoking marijuanna (especially out of BONGZ!!!) i smoked anywayz. At first, i took a medium rip, which is not usually my style. It hurt my lungs real bad and i coughed a little. Then i realized, hey, i am not feeling to hot, lets really put the pedal to the metal, bong style! I took gargantuan RIP and coughed up lots of green stuff that had a similar texture to jello. This green stuff was so impressive. So anyhoo, i drank some emergen-c and i was already on the mend. So if you dont like being sick but you like BONGZ then follow my easy directions and start feeling good again. Your worth it.
to the average dude, these may just look like a pair of jeans. I used to never understand why girls would get so excited about new jeans or designer jeans. I always thought that jeans were jeans (unless they were JNCO jeans which had awesome pictures of weird anime type things on them? I guess?). Apparently though, and this makes sense to me after someone explained it, unlike baggy pants dudes generally wear, girls pants are a little tighter and girls really like when the pants "hug" different parts of their bodies the right way. Girls need pants to fit around their ankles, calves, thighs, hips, and butt, just so. And apparently seven jeans fit real nice. so there you go. now you know.
and with the new knowledge, i am going to be making a wild move. Look at the back of the jeans above. see that little swoopy woopy stuff on the pocket. thats how you can tell if a girl spent a measly $50 on her jeans or a whopping $175! Anyhoo, im going to get the little insignia tattooed on my butt, on both sides. The concept behind this tat is that i love seven jeans so much that its like i am always wearing them. My appointment is 2marrow! i will post pictures. it will be awesome.
yeaaaah! imagine that on my butt!
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yup. your gonna want that tangerine. i was feeling really sick the other day and because i am addicted to smoking marijuanna (especially out of BONGZ!!!) i smoked anywayz. At first, i took a medium rip, which is not usually my style. It hurt my lungs real bad and i coughed a little. Then i realized, hey, i am not feeling to hot, lets really put the pedal to the metal, bong style! I took gargantuan RIP and coughed up lots of green stuff that had a similar texture to jello. This green stuff was so impressive. So anyhoo, i drank some emergen-c and i was already on the mend. So if you dont like being sick but you like BONGZ then follow my easy directions and start feeling good again. Your worth it.
to the average dude, these may just look like a pair of jeans. I used to never understand why girls would get so excited about new jeans or designer jeans. I always thought that jeans were jeans (unless they were JNCO jeans which had awesome pictures of weird anime type things on them? I guess?). Apparently though, and this makes sense to me after someone explained it, unlike baggy pants dudes generally wear, girls pants are a little tighter and girls really like when the pants "hug" different parts of their bodies the right way. Girls need pants to fit around their ankles, calves, thighs, hips, and butt, just so. And apparently seven jeans fit real nice. so there you go. now you know.
and with the new knowledge, i am going to be making a wild move. Look at the back of the jeans above. see that little swoopy woopy stuff on the pocket. thats how you can tell if a girl spent a measly $50 on her jeans or a whopping $175! Anyhoo, im going to get the little insignia tattooed on my butt, on both sides. The concept behind this tat is that i love seven jeans so much that its like i am always wearing them. My appointment is 2marrow! i will post pictures. it will be awesome.
yeaaaah! imagine that on my butt!
posted by that huberok at 6:16 PM
5 Comments:
i bet the poor girls can buy seven jeans for cheap off homeless dudes on market.
that girl wit da jeans be fit too
im extra sprung though off the bong toking bot in a marijuana bikini!
if your sick and cant rip bong, just connect a vaporizer to your bong bowl and really go nuts.
did you get the tat?
i've gathered from the f-book that you got a grill!!!!
me so jelly!
UPDATE!!!
please update huberock
its not meant to be funny
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