chi it chik ahh, chik it chi khaa, OH YEAH!

Let me tell you, after taking a half dozen bong rips that could cause a woman to go into labor prematurely, there is nothing I would rather do than take part in some good old fashioned pre-marital sex. Unfortunately, my ability to walk or talk after consuming that much marijuanna is faltered considerably, therfore making the tried and true missionary po-zish go down about as difficult as trying to make your own law and order episode. But my woodrow pays no mind...

For this reason I have implemented into my life a fantastic new sexual position that will leave you brimming with a surplus of energy and your sexual partner wondering if it is time to find someone new to have sex with. For all of you squares out there who are into pleasuring women and stuff stop reading now. "The Ferris Bueller's day off" is really all about just laying back and enjoying yourself. It also frees up time for a some light reading and/or maybe a sandwhich. Anybody can do the whole "girl on top" thing but do you have the guts to put your hands behind your head in a relaxing pre 9-11 sort of pose mid couitus? If the woman ( or dude, if thats you're thing its totally cool with me bro!) asks why you arent doing anything tell them you are relaxing and your glad they are with you lest you have to jerk your thing on the solo tip. If they cant take the heat they should get out of the kitchen. feemeebud?