This is awkward

without pictures this blog is about the biggest piece of shit in the world. i didnt realize it until i read it without the pictures. now i know.

here some song for you

Rescue 911 - Dru Down & Yukmouth
http://www.sendspace.com/file/dkyctt
it took me so fuckin long to figure out how to use this blog stuff then they went and had to fuck me over again and i have no idea what i am doing. shit. anyway, if you click on the link above you will get one of my favorite songs of all time. Its dru down and yukmouth. the songs called "rescue 911". what a story. its so good. good song to have sex too if your into that sort of thing. im not. but its cool if you are. if you are going to download any of these songs i suggest you get this one. Came out in 94. what a year

Run So Fast - Cold World Hustlers
http://www.sendspace.com/file/r96z8c
I was at work the other day and 12 African American Youth entered. Because i am so PC i didnt say the magic code word to anyone. 2 dudes, 10 girls. All the girls left and no one beeped so i was like ok cool. then one dude left. then his boy left who was borderline obese. He beeped and his pack back was really full. i was all like "hey man, can you step back inside?" he said no...then bolted. due to his above average weight i thought fuck it. im gonna chase this kid. So i start booking it down powell towards Market. Im running and i realize im on the cable car tracks with a small railing type thing seperating the kid and I. without hesitation I leap into the air like a...bird...and fly oh so gracefully over the railing. Im hearing people say "look at whiteboy run!" but justice was on the mind and i had no time for their snide comments. I keep going. its at this time that i realize the kid really fucking fast. he is so far ahead of me i cant even believe it. he was so fat. My abusive roomate tells me im fat all the time but this kid was like actually fat. so im about 15-20 feet behind him and he gets to a set of 10 stairs and he jumps down all 10, lands on his feet, and keeps going. i ran down all 10 as fast as i could and he was gone. on the way back to work people were like "did you get him?
" fucking idiots. but the rest of the day i was singing this song in my head. that kid was sick. i wanted to shake his hand. what a sav.

Situation - Brotha Lynch Hung (Feat. E-40 and Twamp Dog)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8eqbgi
Twamp Dog!? what a name! but more importantly, E-40 and Brotha Lynch. Interesting combo. i like Lynch's verse the best. When i first heard it i thought E-40's verse sounded like some shit off element of suprise and that album came out the same time so i was really on point with it.

Secondz A Way - Brotha Lynch Hung (Feat. Ice T and First Degree)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/uqk32d
oh boy oh boy oh boy. Can you imagine!? First Degree and Ice T in the same room working on something toguether. ohohoh. just the thought of it makes me SO EXCITED! Im a huge law and order fan. Brisko is my main man (RIP) but SVU is second best. And everyone knows that T goes hard. If i ever met Ice T my first question would be what he thought of the D.E.
the best part is D.E. kills it! he has the best verse. I like Ice T's also. I like when he says "faggots". its sick. This is one of my favorite D.E. verses.


Devil's Son - Big L
http://www.sendspace.com/file/9yhfay
He talks about being the devils son. you can imagine where it goes from there. nuns get raped and stuff

Bay Area - Cougnut, Guce, San Quinn
http://www.sendspace.com/file/vb255e
check it out. Mob Bluhhd


hopefully i can figure out this picture thing.

Education thieves and deception

You may not have known this, but Missouri go. unfortunately it has a reputation for staying still? is that the opposite of going? why not. Fix a couple of kinks and it would probably be my paradise. here is why:

What are my three favorite things in the world? Cigarettes, cheap food that doesnt have vegetables, and thick white chicks. Maybe bongs too but thats for another time. Missouri offers all of these things in surplus and although i dont like beer, while i was there i decided that because the refrigerator in my grandmommas basement was stocked to the max with busch light, i might as well indulge myself.

Cigarettes in the MO are about 2.50-3.50$ a pack. and thats good cigarettes. Premium baby. if you fancy cheaper cigarettes like liggets for example, then your looking at about a buck seven five for a pack. and for the smoker on a budget, you really cant beat that. People often make fun of me because when i order food somewhere or i am preparing it myself, it contains no vegetables and if it does i simply will not eat it. As you can imagine this can become quite embarrassing. This is the kind of shit that flies when your eight but as i continue to grow older (and wiser) (and handsome-er) waitress are beginning to give me dirty looks. I have never been on a date in my lifetime but i imagine, the broad would not be too impressed when i request the chef removes all chunks of vegetables from the tomato sauce. living in san fran stinko this problem often occurs. i would say the main difference between Missouri and san francisco is that in missouri you have to ask to have vegetables with something where as in san francisco they think your a dooshbag if you cant get down with the greenery.

sidenote: if i could find a (thick)broad who would trade me sexual favors for me eating vegetables i could probably get down. unfortunately, they have trouble seeing what they get out of it. the satisfaction of me living longer. the longer i live the more funny jokes i could tell. yeah

next of course the thick vagina havers

yup she a thick thang. NOT! LOL LOL!

She isnt that thick. But she is wearing juicy couture. And although i wouldnt have sex with her in her current condition, after a week with me, a couple jesse specials and some chilimacurritos, she would be good to go.

back to the point. I was unable to find any actual research proving my point but people in missouri are generally a little more hefty than out here in the scosco. what a shame. skinny broads dont do it for pro-bono. Life is a little more simple out there i guess. who hasnt seen coming to america? maybe i will go to missouri and pretend im not hella dumpster because you know, everyone here jocks me because of how dumpster i am. anyway, in missouri i will find my true love and then after we poke a couple times i will be like " guess what, people are lucky if i shower on a weekly basis" then we will poke more?

this isnt a very good idea.